Crazy Naked Lady in Brooklyn Terrorizes Neighborhood, Attacks Chinese Food Spot

11.15.11 Bucky Turco

On Thursday at 3:30PM, things got really strange in Bay Ridge. That’s when a middled-aged woman who reminds me of the lady in the shower scene of The Shining started stripped her clothes off on 3rd Avenue near 80th Street and started yelling at people according to the witness that took video and photos, but asked to remain anonymous.

Here’s that person’s firsthand account that includes NSFW visuals.

“We couldn’t really make out what she was saying. Then she reached behind her back and unzipped her skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top, unsnapped her bra and started parading around – still in the middle of the street! She then jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it! Then she slid off and ran into the chinese food restaurant and trashed the place!

Near the end of the ordeal, just before the police, ambulance and fire department came, she opened the cash register, pulled out all of the cash, put it on top of the oven and started a fire! The guy that owns the hardware store a few doors down ran and got a fire extinguisher to put it out. No one could get close to her to grab the one inside because she was throwing glass bottles at everyone from the coolers in the Chinese restaurant dining room! She was pretty strong too because she even broke away from the three police officers trying to restrain her!”

And a bonus photo:

YouTube of course removed the video. Here’s another version and we fixed it so you don’t have turn your computer on its side: