Last night, Jon Stewart ripped a Republican politician for adding a provision to the 9/11 Health Care Bill that would require first responders who worked in the ruins of the World Trade Center to prove they’re not terrorists before collecting benefits.

He aptly describes it as “one final kick in the nuts” to emergency workers. But hey, at least we can rest assured that ailing illegal immigrants who also assisted in the cleanup won’t be able to get their greedy hands on any money now matter how badly their health has deteriorated. That’s patriotism!