Protest crew FEMEN have halted their trademark toplessness and doubled up on double entendre to protest corporately bribed reporting in Ukrainian journalism. Watch ‘em chant “Don’t Fuck Our Brains!” here. SFW. Yes, SFW. We know! What the hell, right?

“Jeansi” is what you call journalism for purchase. Hence, “Jeans Are Whores!” and this soft protest on Journalism Day.

Meh? You can also tune in for their weekly poetry readings from laps of various national poets while you wait for them to do something constructive and cohesive.