The fake outrage over the parade gyrating cops just reached an all new low. Free newspaper amNY used the “incident” as a news peg for an anti-porn rant in today’s paper.

This article shouts out all of the worst “our society is oversexed” cliches: Pole dancing in the gym, fetish wear in fashion, the mysterious “sexting,” and the best bullshit excuse — “porn addiction.”

The “porn creep,” which is the “infiltration” of smut into “mainstream culture,” is apparently to blame for all of this — including Ray Kelly’s appropriately lax reaction to the fake scandal.