Maybe a military cargo plane mid-emergency evacuation from Libya to Ukraine is not the best place to get drunk, “difficult,” “aggressive” and holler about being “Gaddafi’s woman,” but the loony leader’s former nurse Galina Kolotnitskaya didn’t get the memo. Hilarity hysteria ensued.

“The crew was shocked. At certain points, they were close to tying her up on the floor because words seemed to have little effect,” reports say. Shame on Galina for propagating that old stereotype of a drinking Slav who calls a dictator “Daddy!”

Upon her return to Kiev, Galina surrendered her passport to the authorities, then acquired a few local young gents as bodyguards.