Since Bravo’s “Paint the Town” NYC gallerina reality show press release prompted us to await hot, young industry-arty party whore action, it got all quiet. Now, Bowery Boogie reports that the show has started filming at the DCKT Contemporary gallery in the Lower East Side.

The recently moved gallery may be possibly be hosting the show (which may be possibly a rip-off of a parody indie comic). It’s more likely yes than no, since when asked, the gallery’s young blood co-founder told the Observer “I don’t know,” “I don’t know,” “I don’t know,” and “I think my phone is broken. You’re kind of breaking up.”