It’s only going to cost you half a thousand, no biggie. At the Dec 1-2 Julien’s Hollywood memorabilia auction, they’re selling all kinds of stupid crap — teenage pre-Marilyn Monroe bikini pics, a Law & Order dead foam rubber body with body bag, an Edward Scissorhands prop robot from the cookie factory scene at Vincent Price’s lab oh wait what oh my god oh my god gimme! Also, the costumes from The Big Lebowski, from the Dude’s casual bathrobe ensemble to Julian Moore’s frilly swingerie. Ready to thoroughly authenticate that role play, sexy nerds?