Back when I posted graphic photos and videos of Russia’s DIY flesh-rotting “crocodile” drug and its scary bare-boned, living-zombie junkies, you were all like, eeew, whyyy, gross, stop. Finally, there’s a solution! From the funky head of painter Amanda Elizabeth Joseph, here are some ladies oozing glitter-pus out of rhinestone facial sores and festering sparkly boob wounds.

See, Russian doctors aren’t even trying to cure croc addicts any more (Evangelical Christians are), but they could bedazzle the shit out of their green puckering track marks and festively slather something shiny on the swelling! If they’re similarly but a lot crazier than this artist.