When Wyclef said he got mildly shot on Sunday during Haiti’s election day confusion, I didn’t bat an eye. Having never traveled there and only hearing about the country through the voodoo lens of the western media, I thought it sounded about right, hell, it is Haiti after all. Luckily, Reuters was more skeptical. The news agency spoke to an official who said the artist is full of shit. “We met with the doctor who saw him and he confirmed Wyclef was cut by glass,” said Petionville Police Chief Vanel Lacroix, police chief in Petionville, a suburb of Port-au-Prince.