A California couple who says they’re not “overly religious” (by American standards), claim to have discovered a divine image of Jesus Christ… on a weathered rocking chair, in their backyard. Ignoring his initial hunch, Lou Balducci decided to point out the messiah to his wife and friends. Only then did they realize the full scope of this miracle. “It’s clearly an image of Jesus,” said Lynn Balducci. Clearly! [Headline inspiration via @Shermanther]