The wait is over, pervs. Dasha Zhukova’s brilliant PR-scheme has come to its crescendo with the release of the first issue of her new fashion-art glossy Garage, featuring a controversial crotch tattooed with a Damien Hirst butterfly. Someone peeled off that Andy Warhol-esque sticker and scanned the goods. Very NSFW, obviously.

Hedi Slimane’s photo study of artist-inspired tattoos is great. The mag itself looks like a fine and “intriguing” publication indeed and we can’t wait to dig in.

Yet, let’s not pretend that a great deal of the pre-release hype has centered solely around the speculation of said tattoo’s anatomical specifics.

So let’s get that close-up. Ta-da:

Sorry. Are we being needlessly crude too straightforward? EVEN CLOSER: