The Twitter alter-ego of The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living is no Marina Abramović’s chair, so we’ll make it brief.
Are you a fan of Morrissey? He is a fan of you.
@Hirst_Shark: “To die by your side / Well, the pleasure – the privilege is mine” My heart just skipped a beat!!! (You’re kidding, aren’t you?)
What do you think about Damien Hirst?
@Hirst_Shark: Damien Hirst is a theoretical goody jar. I think he’s unenjoyable otherwise.
Are you planning an escape?
@Hirst_Shark: I dream of escaping. I dream of eating D. Hirst alive. But my real revenge is, now that I’m famous, letting people know art can be cruel and demeaning.
What would Damien Hirst taste like?
@Hirst_Shark: Damien Hirst would taste like old and moldy meatloaf, or something of the sort.