Mainstream actor James Franco told Conan that his amateur sex tape is “boring,” so he’s directing a documentary film about an “amazing facility in San Francisco” — a giant, old armory turned full production house. Franco doesn’t name drop Kink.com (link is very NSFW, BDSM, “device bondage,” “bound gang bang” and “wired pussy”), but certainly, that’s the one.

Proof: Earlier, a porn actress tweeted and deleted, “Kink.com is all aflutter today because James Franco is here shooting his new movie. All these girls want to fuck him! lol.”

There really is no porn complex quite like Kink.com, which operates like a successful theater company, from keeping a house cast to making their own props. It’s an interesting project, socially/economically/culturally speaking, so…

Fuck you, James Franco! Fuck you for waltzing into the art world and selling thin air for $10,000. Fuck your hyphenated professions, prolific extracurriculars and obnoxious aspirations. Fuck you for actually being interesting while I’m really trying to keep disliking you. Fuck you with a giant, vibrating, three pronged dildo.