Keith Richards’ 25-year-old daughter was busted last night for what media outlets herald as “spraying” and “painting” graffiti or, more accurately, doodling a tiny “T♥A” on the wall of St. Anthony’s Convent in Soho with a marker.

Theodora Richards also had the bad luck of having a pocketful of weed and OxyContin when she was picked up by the cops. Surely, Keith is very disappointed in the troublemaker.