LARRYHere at ANIMAL, we are dedicated to improving you as a human being. This Curb Your Enthusiasm supercut-esque vid brings you the Gospel according to Larry David. The more you listen, the less eccentric and more reasonable he seems.

Gear up for the NYC-based Curbed season finale this weekend and study up.

So, the “friend of lesbians, foe to black swans and social assassin” isn’t a hopeless neurotic but a misunderstood etiquette reformer. Of course. Now everybody knows the rules! Cut the chit-chat!