Despite numerous reports and an announcement by CBS, Lindsay Lohan will not be reading the Top-10 list on the Late Show Thursday night. She delivered the sad news via Twitter: “I Am NOT going to be doing David Letterman, I’m not sure how this happened, but am sorry for the confusion…” They planned on beaming her in via satellite from LA and now have to book someone ASAP. How about Jeff Goldblum? He solely exists for this reason.