Any 1%-ers looking for a nice and “sterile” loft with a whiff of celebrity? Performance art diva and static pixel art heroine Marina Abramović has just listed her huge one-bedroom SoHo digs for $3.5M. 

It’s huge, plain, white with a splash of color furniture here and there. Looks like she kept it uber-minimalist and artwork-less, just like a certain very Art World-famous spurned admirer of hers.

Is Abramović laying low in her fancy, star-shaped mansion for awhile?