Oh the Japanese, must they excel at everything?! Not only do they have us beat when it comes to education, technology, economy, and public transportation, but also they’re taking the title for best masturbators too.
Since 2008, Masanobu Sato has held the world record for longest time spent continuously masturbating – a mind-blowing, arm-numbing 9 hours and 58 minutes.
And you thought your little 30-minute Pornhub sessions were good. Most would probably assume this guy to be some hideous loser who lives alone in a porn dungeon, but actually he and his cute girlfriend seem like they’ve got it all figured out. Even the cat is getting down!