Oh she of many arty hyphenated titles Miranda July, let’s say… writer/filmmaker/kleptomaniac is peddling some literary accessories at her It Chooses You pop-up store at Partners & Spade. Items include a “lucky pair of deer hooves given as a gift by a friend” and “collection of 43 stolen oil paints.”

Apparently, she’s famous enough for fan gear and munch cuisine next to nude centerpieces at MOCA’s Galas. Now you can officially start bragging that you liked her before she was big time.