Forever the minx, 37-year-old artist, writer and filmmaker Miranda July takes to her New Yorker column to joyfully brag about her prolific shoplifting past — “the whole world was one giant heist,” citing intermediate level magnet tricks of the trade for cred. Then, the narrative progresses into outright airline insurance fraud, made sound like a hobby. Don’t judge.
Not only did it come in handy when the young daughter of affluent intellectuals was suddenly on her own in Portland trying to make it as a performance artist of all things, the gal managed to hustle together another indie film… at this day and age! Kudos!
Moral of the story: The whole world is one giant heist so, kids, practice early and often.
























almost makes me miss Kari!
Some should tell this braud you are never supposed to admit anything…particulalry felonies in writting over the internet.