Since the 90′s, people have guessed that Moby has a tiny penis. Maybe its the fact that his bald head and small frame makes him look like a scrawny phallus, but its just clear from the outside that he isn’t packing any serious heat. So it comes as no surprise that Moby now wants to direct porn that features guys who are more in his league.

Moby told Bizarre Magazine all about his fears and insecurities, “I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”