MTV, a cable network responsible for creating brain-numbing programs that damage more kids than pot ever could, is looking for young people, 15-28, who can’t control their urge for blunts and bong hits. “Are you addicted to marijuana,” teases the production company tasked with casting these rare anomalies. Sensing how difficult it might be to actually find these potential “True Life” candidates, abusers of so called “synthetic marijuana” can apply too, clearly making them the most pathetic, albeit entertaining, minority ever.