These Polaroid outtakes from Lady Gaga’s Vogue Hommes Japan session with subversive photography legend Nobuyoshi Araki have recently surfaced, featuring the world’s biggest music celebrity, breasts out, hanging off ropes and rolling around. As much as I love to rip on this insufferable (f)artist copycat who makes terrible, terrible music, I haven’t gone “hmm” for the popstar-art-crossover since Takashi Murakami turned Britney Spears into a naughty anime school girl and this might be better.

I mean, if you’re going to go tits out, it might as well be for Nobuyoshi Araki himself! These make that Vogue Hommes Japan meat-bikini cover Terry Richardson shot look even sillier… but these Polaroids went unpublished while Gaga went off to pee and generically pose for Terry instead. What a waste.