Last week’s Long Beach Beast wasn’t enough to satisfy our yearly fucked-up-sea-pig urges, which started way back with the Montauk Monster, so we’re now inducting the Central Park Creature into the club. The purplish, rodent-like thing was spotted on the sidewalk inside the park this week and although the critter isn’t nearly as mysterious as its Long Island predecessors, it’s still worthy of a mention for its location alone. (Photo: Jake’s Mag)