JUICE1Here’s a fresh-squeezed, brief and bizarre teaser for Little Appliances from Spanish writer-director Manuel Arija. This should appeal to two kinds of people. The first are the film nerds, delighting in the glimpse of a daring new talent. The other: particular pervs.

In fact, surely there’s at least one ANIMAL reader to whom this short scene is exciting, as dripping citrus halves tentatively approach “tits” protruding as two peaks of orange juicers. Then comes the money shot — the grinding mechanical buzz as the “tits” drill the fruit deep into juicy splashes… And that’s just one kind of “little appliances.”

No? Well, there’s also Arija’s earlier work with beatings and something filthy to love in the sewers.

Pervs.