New York City parents are very upset about this new Tokidoki Barbie. The pink-haired plastic harlot has a chest plastered with flowers, a geisha on her arm, a dragon on her back and a tiger on her neck and clearly, she’s “teaching kids to want tattoos before they are old enough to dress like that!”

Chill, breeders. This doll is only available via Mattel’s website, meaning if your little babies are old enough to use the internet, they’re old enough to deal with “Barbies with tattoos all over” and little leopard tights and mini-skirts or what not. Moreover, unlike the “controversial” Totally Stylin’ Barbie of 2009 which came with stick-on tattoos, this chick’s tats are permanent. Like in real life! It’s educational. (Barbie n00dz: Twisty and Shelly S)