The head of Russian Ministry for Internal Affairs issued a warning at a press conference today: All “thick and paunchy” cops will be fired! The head of Georgia’s Internal Affairs implicated an identical policy last year — his highly publicized police image reform noticeably replaced old cops with thin youth as he repeatedly reminded the nation: “These are not the pot-bellied, bribe-taking cops you remember. These have honor and duty!” Finally! A solution for Russia’s corrupt, delinquent police force… a diet!