boobsThis twenty-minute video montage features a man dubbed “Sam Nickel” groping the breasts of 1000 Russian gals and giving Putin a manly handshake. As this thing goes viral, allow me to explain.

“Sam Nickel,” a.k.a. Sam Petushikel is a hardcore band frontman, internet personality and lead actor for the Russian comedy site My Duck’s Vision. In their newest clip, he “paws” Putin’s constituents’ feminine mounds and passes on their magical powers to the Prime Minister who wants to get re-elected as president… again. He could use a boob-boost.

He tells a Russian blog that “It was tough work” to create this epic grope-fest vid and only once did he get kicked in the nuts. He approached 70-300 young women (and very young women) a day — with a 15-20% “consent” success rate.

As “patriotic” campaign groups sink to naughty shtick marketing (“rip” your shirt for Putin!) and the presidential candidates themselves are working hard to titillate the nation, it’s only natural this shit happens.