graphicAh!!! Not for the squeamish. RussiaToday channel has just proven my theory about the Russian doctoring industry: Go to a Russian hospital, and you might just end up as the protagonist of disturbing medical “exclusive footage” on YouTube.

Gurgle gurgle. Well, it’s not that bad. Surgery is surgery.

Yet, let’s revisit these prime aforementioned examples. Warning: GRAPHIC, NSFW, terrible and narrated with voices so casual and removed from the unpleasantness at hand, it’s chilling. Lest we forget the nightmare of a zombie crocodile-addict at 5:00 or the droog on a LSD trip that took a wrong turn:

“Mama! Mama! Mamaaa!”
“The patient is now being administrated neuroleptics…”
“What neuroleptics? Why are you filming me? I told you! Gold! Gold! I waaant it! I waaant it! I need gold! I have made a wish to cure myself! Why are you filming me?”
“Educational film.”
“Where is that sound coming from? Why does no one believe me! It is really a matrix! Matrix is truth! Let me go! I need to make a this movement. I did not die! I did not die! Diiiid nooooooot ooooooooohaaaaaah!!!”