SEXCHAINSErrol Morris’s new documentary Tabloid explores the 1977 scandal of an obsessed beauty queen who stalked a young Mormon missionary, kidnapped him in the UK and cuffed him in a cabin. For three days, she proceeded with what she called “a honeymoon,” he called “rape” and later, the sexist courts called “Indecent Assault.”

Watch Joyce Bernann McKinney — still cooing about the object of her undying desire — as she defends herself because man-rape apparently isn’t possible, like “putting a marshmallow into a parking meter, hee hee hee hee hee.”