Ignoring the cool-headed sweater guy approach to resolving conflict on the subway, two women went with the “Bloody Loco” tactic instead, creating earsplitting—racially charged—drama for everyone aboard the train in this footage uploaded to YouTube on Sunday.

As if things couldn’t get any more inconvenient for straphangers, the train was delayed after someone alerted the conductor who in turn contacted police. When it comes to videos like this, no one wins.