The Colosseum Isn’t Falling Up Apart, You’re All Crazy, Shut Up!!!

Even though witnesses reported that bits of rocks fell from the Colosseum, and even though an Italian news agency reported that more bits of rocks fell from the Colosseum a few days later, and even though the environmental group Legambiente has been telling people for years that traffic exhaust fumes and nearby metro’s vibrations are damaging it… Colosseum director Rossella Rea says nothing’s happening and it’s just a bit of “psychosis” that “occurs every so often that Rome’s iconic stadium is crumbling.” Essentially, nothing’s happening. LALALALA.

Italy’s culture ministry is investigating it anyway and mass renovations for this delicate and ancient landmark are planned for March 2012.