For whatever reason, your work has never hung on the upward winding walls of the Guggenheim. Presenting: 50 Gallery Colors, a collection of all the noncommittal hues that served as backdrop behind art stuff more renowned than yours over the years. It’s a rainbow of bland!

The other collection called Classical Colors is composed of 150 shades transplanted from the paintings in the Gugg’s permanent collection — the Kandinskys, C├ęzannes and van Goghs. Perchance, instead of wasting these colorscapes on your walls you could swish yourself up something with the garnished powers of successful masterpieces — mega-Gugg-a-piece!