The three horsewomen of the sexpocalypse known as the Kardashians are mostly harmless. They have a mindless TV show, huge weddings sponsored by brands, and own Dash — the worst store in Soho/the whole world. The sisters also have a new line being sold at Sears and so we whipped up this apt mockup of the “Kardashian Klan,” as they’re referred to in the strangely worded press release.