As you can see by this startling Mother Jones infographic, all the things that conspiracy theorists and Rastas have been saying over the years about the Illuminati are true: there’s an elite ruling class running the world. They’re called rich people. Not $200k a year “rich,” but rich-rich. In the U.S., the top .01% controls the majority of the wealth and luckily for them, dictators don’t get people as riled up over here.