Anyone who has ridden the elevated lines like the J or the M, knows firsthand what inconsiderate assholes chatty cell phone users are, and how the only reprieve from that noise occurs when the train heads back underground. So, we’re dreading the MTA’s debut of wireless service in six subway stations next week. It’s only a matter of time before people get a signal in the tunnels too, turning the entire NYC transit system into Dante Alighieri’s 10th Circle of Hell.