Germany is the happiest country in the world, according to Twitter. Alexander Davies is working on a PhD in Machine Learning at Cambridge, so he made you this nifty map computing the world’s happiness according to Twitter into a map. It all depends on ratios of “happy,” “feliz” and “xxx” to  “poor,” “ouchies,” “miedo” and “blehhh.” Academics! As for the US…

The state by state breakdown shows that Tennessee is our happiest, or rather, that its Twitteriarrhea of “!!!” “:)” and “:-)” is the steadiest.