Vincent Van Gogh Was Murdered Maybe!

Pulitzer Prize-wining duo Steven Naifeh and Gregory White Smith want to “upend art history” and prick holes in the great suicide tale of Vincent Van Gogh. They claim that Vinny couldn’t have possible shot himself with a revolver in the chest in a field and then shlepped to die at an inn more than a mile away while fatally bleeding…

They also think a man with a widely acknowledged mental illness couldn’t have possibly gotten his hands on a gun in the first place. Right. Wait, hold on, I thought he was fine, just fine? Damn revisionists. Can’t leave a good story alone. Grumble grumble.