Get ready for thousands of bare-lactating-boobed women, Inwood! In celebration of females’ mystic ability to ooze food product from our nipples, Brazen Lingerie shop is going to host NYC’s attempt to try and beat the 2010′s world record of 9,826 simultaneous breastfeedings this Saturday at 10:30 am.

Participants of the “Big Latch On” just want to feed some babies, fight against the “taboo” of nursing in public and, more importantly…

Beat the previous record holder, the Philippines! USA! USA! Suck suck suck! Suck suck suck! Synchronously.