Ever stop to wonder if somewhere in the world, there was a nude modeling camp run by a creepy midget who spent his days shooting video of uncomfortable-looking women as they undress?

Well ponder no further, because this man unfortunately exists and goes by the name of Beau Picasso, a so-called “creator of artistic nude portfolios for the past ten years.” On his disturbingly vague website we learn just a bit more about his “modeling camps” which are located on the French Riviera, along with some new extended lodgings in Dubai. Don’t think you can afford to get in on the thrill of being semi-kidnapped by a pervert in a far away land? Fear not, scholarship programs are available for women seeking jobs or in need of financial assistance – they just need to send in some tastefully erotic photos of themselves.

I mean, what silly girl would miss out on the opportunity to be painted like a kindergarten project and then covered in bits of torn paper? Shitty website aside, his Vimeo channel gives you a really good idea of what daily camp activities are like – anyone up for a round of uncomfortable exhibitionism?