Holy shit, you people are disgusting. A new study from search engine PornWatchers.com confirms some astronomical truths about porn, focusing the internet’s two most popular adult sites, xHamster and YouPorn. First and foremost: since 2006, 1.2 million years–years–of porn has been watched on the two sites.

1.2 million years ago, people looked like this and giant swans roamed the earth. 1.2 million years ago, the first humans ever to settle Europe were emerging from their caves, yawning and rubbing their eyes to face the day, making their initial rudimentary stabs at using symbolic language. 1.2 million years ago, the last ice age hadn’t even happened yet.

The two sites have racked up a staggering 93 billion page views since their inception. That’s roughly 15 views for every single person on the planet in the past six years. And we’re only counting two of the gazillion porn sites on the web.

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done, Earth. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

(Photo: NASA x Richard Kern, Photoshop: Marina Galperina/ANIMALNewYork)