Everyone’s favorite gourmet-chef-turned-giddy-free-associative-rapper just got his first signature product. And though it isn’t a microphone or cooking implement, it’s might be the next-most necessary thing for creating or enjoying Action Bronson’s special brand of music: a vaporizer.

From the wizards at Grenco Science, the Action Bronson microG is “micro in size yet monumental in capability,” and “functional anomaly, illuminating the prospect of possibility and surpassing benchmarks of consumer expectation,” according to the company. I’m not sure what that last part means, either.

For $149, you get the vape, a couple glass jars, some mouth sleeves, a charger, two tanks, and a fresh-looking Bronsolinio t-shirt and snapback.

Behold: