If you’re looking for scalier or feather-ier friends than adopting stray pups, Twitter will answer your unheard cries for pets of the weird/debatably legal variety. Here’s the best of this morning’s haul:

Sometimes, the feed drops a line to poor pets on a crowded shelter’s death row:

And other times, it gives a platform to the guy looking to trade a PS3 for an iguana:

(Photo: Mulling It Over/Flickr)