Hey, badass. Looking for a romantical gift? How about his and hers Bonnie and Clyde guns, seized at the outlaw couple’s Joplin hideout in 1933 after a shootout. The rare weapons are going up for auction in Kansas City this month.

The 45-caliber, fully automatic Thompson submachine “Tommy” gun and 1897 Winchester 12-gauge shotgun have been festeringĀ unappreciated at some police museum until now. The owners — descendants of cops involved in the raid — want the new owner to be someone who appreciates historic weapons and the Bonnie & Clyde crime fable. Not sure what practical use these could serve, aside from quirky, morbid foreplay, so here you go, lovebirds: