A Los Angeles-bound airliner was forced to make an emergency landing shortly after takeoff from JFK Airport on Thursday due to engine failure from a bird strike. Moments later, the captain of Delta Flight 1063, who has yet to be identified, cooly radioed air traffic control as if he didn’t have a care in the world. Just listen to this guy.

A passenger who disobeyed the rules and didn’t shut off his electric device, was filming the ascent and appears to have captured footage of the suicidal feathered suspects.