City's Furnishes Homeless With Latest Proposal

Mayor Bloomberg and the heartless bastards who run New York City’s Department of Homeless Services have another brilliant idea to compliment the already cruel initiative that the City Council is suing them over. Under that proposal, the homeless need to prove they don’t have anywhere else to stay.

But the latest plan will attempt to force them back into the last place they stayed and if there is no place to sleep, will help them rearrange the furniture or maybe buy a couch.

“There are modest changes that can be made to the layout of an apartment to accommodate another single,” says DHS Commissioner Seth Diamond. He’s hoping the new approach will discourage 10 percent of persons seeking shelter and save the city a measly $4 million. Godspeed on that lawsuit council members! (Photo: C-Monster)