Oh, good. Damien Hirst is still putting spots on things!

Apparently Mary Kate ‘n’ Ashley Olsen ‘n’ Hirst collaborated on a series of “luxury backpacks” and they look like this.

Since a regular alligator bag like this sells forĀ $35,000, I can only imagine the size of the price-tag that the “curated artistic partnership” slapped on these things for their “quirky prescription pill and spot motifs” and “each piece having been signed by the artist himself.”

They look like grandma got button-happy. I would honestly rather strap on a spotty Damien Hirst trashcan as a back-pack. Really. I think I would look cooler.