Drunk Woman Attacks Painting With Her Ass

01.05.12 Marina Galperina

This 36-year-old wildchild is being charged with felony criminal mischief for pulling her pants down at the Denver Clyfford Still Museum and rubbing her nude ass cheeks all over the abstract 1957-J no.2. She also punched it. Now, the type of museum visitors moved to painting-punching we usually encounter are crazed religious zealots infuriated by alleged lesbianism and cunnilingus-related sacrilege. Carmen was just drunk. Weee! Speaking of, she caused $10,000 worth of damage, perhaps more, as she may or may not have projectile urinated on the piece.