If you watched with voyeuristic glee the procession of the Swimming Cities trash boats, you know what I’m talking about. This time, the rafts have a pedal powered Ferris wheel and a piano and the usual rag tag crew of artists, welders, weirdos and adventure seekers. Having conquered “750 miles of the Mississippi River, 300 miles of the Hudson, the Adriatic Sea from Slovenia to Venice, and a stint on the Ganges,” the Swimming Cities are going to bring the good people along the Ohio River some magic and uh… Big Foot, the musical.

The rafts are mostly built, but you can help with transportation costs and the like via Kickstarter and get goodies like postcards from the one and only ANIMAL favorite Tod Seelie, tabs to bars, plumbing service, a seashanty, a federal offense, etc. Why? Because the world could use a few more “units of interesting.” Just watch.