Here’s another Track or Die video for your boring, not-at-all-terrifying afternoon. This time, the ToD people bring us their Alley Cat Race, complete with dozens of track bike heroes scaring the crap out of their mothers by narrowly (I mean, narrowly) avoiding cabs, trucks, pedestrians, and other cyclists. Especially cool is the “Track or Die Cam,” which I’m assuming is a GoPro camera mounted to someone’s handlebars. This camera just catches a wipeout when a cyclist takes a corner a little too hastily and spills out in front of a taxi. Oh yeah, and the whole video is set to some intense The Dark Knight-level epic orchestral music. It’s really quite impressive. But come on, dudes. Wear a goddamn helmet!